Joke: The Sick Man


 “A sick man was brought to the pastor for healing and deliverance. The Pastor started rubbing his hand over the body of the sick man and said u are healed in Jesus name! I can see you returning to ur place of work soon and every body shouted amen!!!
After 5mins, he called d wife of d sick man and asked “what did d doctor say was wrong with ur husband? The woman started crying and she said “Pastor, doctor say my husband carry Ebola”! Suddenly, the pastor jumped off his seat and shouted: “Give me warm water, bring salt and soap make I go baff abeg! EBO gini??? 
“If I baff finish and still see you and your husband for my church, I swear, na dis one una go take know say I be babalawo before I change to Pastor…