Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Joke: The Sick Man


 “A sick man was brought to the pastor for healing and deliverance. The Pastor started rubbing his hand over the body of the sick man and said u are healed in Jesus name! I can see you returning to ur place of work soon and every body shouted amen!!!
After 5mins, he called d wife of d sick man and asked “what did d doctor say was wrong with ur husband? The woman started crying and she said “Pastor, doctor say my husband carry Ebola”! Suddenly, the pastor jumped off his seat and shouted: “Give me warm water, bring salt and soap make I go baff abeg! EBO gini??? 
“If I baff finish and still see you and your husband for my church, I swear, na dis one una go take know say I be babalawo before I change to Pastor…

Joke Of The Day:- How Would You Explain To The Boy If This Happens?


As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour’s little child at the beginning of the street holding two ten naira notes, and crying. I asked him, ”Junior, what is the matter?”.

He replied, ”My mummy gave me two ten naira notes to buy one sugar and one loya milk and now I don’t know which note is for sugar and which note is for loya milk.”

Enjoy your day.

THE STALKER


A girl started noticing a guy who
stands in front of her home everyday in the evening.
She noticed the guy always comes
mostly in the evenings and
weekends.
The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her.
It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings.
So, she told her parents...
They too saw him and liked him.
They discussed with her
grandparents about a likely marriage.
But wanted her to make the first
move.
The next day, she went to him and
said, Hi... I'm Jada.
He said, Hi. I'm Will.
Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.
The girl went on and said, I really
appreciate your patience and
decency.
You have been standing in front of
my home everyday for about a yearnow.
So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it.
I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married.
The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister!
Actually your home's WIFI doesn't
have a password.
So, i come here every evening after
work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend...!
WTF.......?